she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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