i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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