dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
operation have a gay friend backfired
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
