I love black thongs
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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