i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
