Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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