I heard we made out
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
When are your genitals available?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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