HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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