You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Drake has all the answers
Randomize