You're completely useless in the revolution.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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