I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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