How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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