Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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