it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
