R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
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Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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