I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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