Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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