so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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