he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
