Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
this just has baby written all over it
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
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I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
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I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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