U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
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You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
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It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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