Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
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plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
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He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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