Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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