The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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