no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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