So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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