Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
porn star boner night. come get it.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
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Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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