Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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