Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
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just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
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I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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