How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
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Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
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I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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