There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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