Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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