How'd it feel making her break her religion?
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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