I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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