I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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