I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
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Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
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As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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