do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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