Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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