what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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