When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
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Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
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There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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