Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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