We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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