Farmville is her only friend.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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