Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I seem to have left my pride at pride
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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