Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
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ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
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didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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