I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
