I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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