I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i already hear my dad disowning me
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
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I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
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Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize