A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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