Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
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I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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