just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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