Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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