I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
ok first of all what the fuck
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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