I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
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i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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