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From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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