Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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