physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
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Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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